Saturday, January 8, 2011

Presleyisum

This is the Story of Ms. Presley...
Presley: Mom will you play school with me?

Me: Sure.

Presley: Okay, Mom I am your teacher. So you need to sit down on the floor. You need to call me Ms. Presley. "remember Presley is 3 and can't say her R's very well. Makes the story a little better"

Me: Okay.

Presley: Okay Mom today we are going to learn about sex!

Me: WHAT!!! (my mouth hanging open and eyes about to bulge out)

Presley: Yes Now there are many kinds of sex. There are green ones, brown ones, lots of different colors and they have lots of legs.

Me: Ms. Presley do you mean insects?

Presley: Yes Mom that is what I said. Don't you listen!

3 comments:

The Hone's said...

Oh my gosh. Now that is funny! Gotta love kids.

Leslie said...

hahahahahaha how come I never got to hear this awesome story in person. What a crack up.

The Netters Adventures said...

Oh that is way too cute!!!