Presley: Mom will you play school with me?
Me: Sure.
Presley: Okay, Mom I am your teacher. So you need to sit down on the floor. You need to call me Ms. Presley. "remember Presley is 3 and can't say her R's very well. Makes the story a little better"
Me: Okay.
Presley: Okay Mom today we are going to learn about sex!
Me: WHAT!!! (my mouth hanging open and eyes about to bulge out)
Presley: Yes Now there are many kinds of sex. There are green ones, brown ones, lots of different colors and they have lots of legs.
Me: Ms. Presley do you mean insects?
Presley: Yes Mom that is what I said. Don't you listen!
